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    2 weeks ago

    lady-banner:

    random-nexus:

    teffy:

    knitmeapony:

    god-of-gold:

    drneverland:

    Best underreaction ever.

    That guy needs his own movie.

    In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

    Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

    When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

    Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.

    image

    All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded.

    I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE

    (Source: avengerswag, via downthetardis)

    the Avengers

    new headcanon

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    2 weeks ago

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    2 months ago

    lilyfanciesprongs:

    staringdownhippogriffs:

    sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

    I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

    (via pattrick06)

    harry potter

    sirius black

    new headcanon

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    2 months ago

    diirkstridahh:

heart-prince:

palemarried:

)(IC

nicki meenahj

I laughed a lot harder than I should have. 

    diirkstridahh:

    heart-prince:

    palemarried:

    )(IC

    nicki meenahj

    I laughed a lot harder than I should have. 

    (via mr-radical)

    new headcanon

    homestuck

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    2 months ago

    - 36,072 plays

    thanl:

    hellyeahangels:

    thanl:

    SO SOMEONE DID THIS THING WHERE THEY UPPED THE PITCH IN SAM WINCHESTER’S VOICE AND IT SOUNDED LIKE DAVE

    SO I DID A THING

    WITH DEAN’S VOICE

    FOR DIRK

    and it’s beautiful„

    dOH MY GOD IT’S PERFECT

    NEW HEADCANONS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

    SAME THO

    (via egberts)

    homestuck

    dirk strider

    dean winchester

    new headcanon

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    2 months ago

    izzyska:

    guys help so i upped sam winchester’s voice in pitch and

    image

    (via das-idjit)

    Homestuck

    sam winchester

    omfg

    new headcanon

    new head canon

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    2 months ago

    gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

    dyanitokala:

    wingtwink:

    #Gabriel is just like #BABY BROTHER SUP #and Castiel is like #no no no i did not like your games as a fledgling and i don’t like them any more now #no no no please no


    #Don’t do this in front of my friends, Gabriel  #Gabriel stop embarrassing me in front of my boyfriend


    #Gabriel is the kind of older brother who starts talking about ‘times Castiel got naked as a kid’ when his new boyfriend comes around #and Lucifer’s the one who gets out the photo albums to prove it

    (Source: toouko, via the-leviathans-ate-my-homework)

    supernatural

    angels

    new headcanon

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    2 months ago

    moonblossom:

inwonderunderground:

never-tell-u-i-am-sherlocked:

moriarteaandtoast:

I deduce there is nothing under my microscope

very observant 

I laughed way too hard at this.

New headcanon - Looking into the microscope is Sherlock’s equivalent of a kid putting their fingers in their ears and going “la la la I can’t  hear you”
So whenever John nags him about leaving heads in the fridge or toes in the sink or something, he goes and “looks busy” on the microscope, even if there’s nothing there.
John’s totally aware of what he’s doing, but he finds it too amusing and endearing to call Sherlock out on it.

    moonblossom:

    inwonderunderground:

    never-tell-u-i-am-sherlocked:

    moriarteaandtoast:

    I deduce there is nothing under my microscope

    very observant 

    I laughed way too hard at this.

    New headcanon - Looking into the microscope is Sherlock’s equivalent of a kid putting their fingers in their ears and going “la la la I can’t  hear you”

    So whenever John nags him about leaving heads in the fridge or toes in the sink or something, he goes and “looks busy” on the microscope, even if there’s nothing there.

    John’s totally aware of what he’s doing, but he finds it too amusing and endearing to call Sherlock out on it.

    (Source: thewhipbird, via newonmonday)

    sherlock

    new headcanon

    aw

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    6 months ago

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    8 months ago

    ibetmittromney:

    I bet Mitt Romney doesn’t like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain

    (via riversthong)

    new headcanon